2009 Archive: The Bread

I’m “rising” above.

🔥 Top 10: The Punny One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)

This pun is "shucking" high-definition.Part of the 124 Classic P...read more »

I’m "purr-fectly" integrated.Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-L...read more »

In 2023, the line between human and machine became as thin as a s...read more »

I’m "shining."Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Full...read more »

I’m "cracking" the ultimate code.Part of the 124 Classic Punny O...read more »

I bought a plant that glows when I’m sad. It’s a "bright" idea, ...read more »

I’m in the "limelight" of the web.Part of the 124 Classic Punny ...read more »

I’m "alt-ering" my perception of time.Part of the 124 Classic Pu...read more »

2008 was the year the Marvel Cinematic Universe took its first br...read more »

My house locked me out because I didn't say "please" to the ther...read more »

I’m "buzzing" with every vibration.Part of the 124 Classic Punny...read more »

I’m "rocking" it.Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: The F...read more »

I’m "streaming" life in real-time.Part of the 124 Classic Punny ...read more »

Welcome to 1997 – the year of Titanic, the birth of the firs...read more »

@The_Real_Morpheus12/08/2001 19:14What if I told you... this is the funniest thing online?

@WebTV_Viewer07/04/2015 00:57Reading this on my television! Technology is amazing!

@Lion_King_Simba07/24/1995 19:51Hakuna Matata! No worries, just laughs.

@Bill_Nye_Fan04/26/2005 04:28Science rules! But jokes are a close second.

@Dexter_Lab_Fan09/16/2009 17:58Dee Dee! Get out of my laboratory! I’m reading!

@Speed_Racer_Go02/12/2004 17:45Go, Speed Racer, go! (Straight to the next joke).

@Bill_Ted_Excell03/11/2001 06:44Be excellent to each other! And party on, dudes!

@Ancient_Aliens_G04/27/1995 22:21I’m not saying it’s aliens... but it’s aliens.