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2005 Classic: The Bread

 I’m “rising” to the challenge.

Part of the 150 Classic Punny One-Liners: The YouTube & Dunder Mifflin Edition (2005) archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Sidekick_User12/29/2003 06:27Just flipped my phone open to show my friends!
@Cheers_Norm03/21/1996 02:51Everybody knows your name when you tell this joke.
@Lion_King_Pumbaa08/17/1996 08:45They call me MISTER PIG! And I like this joke!
@Coffee_Addict03/24/2013 09:11404: Laughter not found... Just kidding, it’s 200 OK!
@Gogo_Yubari_Ball10/20/2009 14:47Deadly funny! Watch out!
@DragonBall_Z_G02/27/2015 23:50His humor level... it’s over 9000!!!
@Transformers_OP04/26/2004 20:17Jokes are more than meets the eye!
@Anchorman_Ron12/11/1995 19:42I’m kind of a big deal. People know my jokes.
@Flickr_User_0403/19/2003 17:18A picture is worth a thousand words, but a joke is worth a thousand laughs.
@Futurama_Fry_M05/19/1995 12:45Not sure if joke is funny... or just very funny.

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