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2017 Vintage: The Bitcoin Offering Prophecy

The tech-savvy youth leader presenting a proposal to accept digital cryptocurrency for the annual building fund, leaving the elderly financial trustees completely convinced that he is trying to trade church property for imaginary internet gold.

Part of the 37 Religious Jokes: The 2017 “Bitcoin Offerings, Smart Speakers & Cloud Fellowship” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@StreetFighter_Ken03/19/1996 08:58Hadouken of a joke! Boom!
@Fresh_Prince_9002/15/1996 16:36In West Philadelphia born and raised, laughing at jokes...
@Toy_Story_Woody04/07/1998 11:59There is a joke in my boot!
@Harry_Potter_Ron11/11/2009 02:32Bloody brilliant, mate!
@Cipher_Steak10/06/2006 02:26Ignorance is bliss, but this joke is better.
@Oracle_Says03/25/2011 02:59I knew you’d laugh at this.
@ODP_Editor_9906/16/2000 08:21Approved for the Open Directory Project!
@Warcraft_Orc06/08/2012 17:07Work, work... and laugh, laugh!

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