Why did James Horner win? Because he managed to turn a sinking ship into a three-hour lullaby.
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🔥 Top 10: The Oscars Joke Archive: 1995–2025
31 Oscars Jokes: The 1995 “Uma, Oprah & Braveheart” Edition
In 1995, the 67th Academy Awards were a mix of classic Hollywood ...read more »
2025 Classic: The Pedro Pascal Appearance
Why was he the "Internet’s Daddy" on the carpet? Because in 2025,...read more »
2024 Vintage: The Ryan Gosling & Emily Blunt "Barbenheimer" Fight
Why were they arguing? To show that even if they're rivals on scr...read more »
2025 Vintage: Conan’s Opening
Why was Conan O’Brien the perfect host? Because the Academy reali...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Best International Feature
Why did Emilia Pérez win? Because France reminded us that a Spani...read more »
2024 Archive: The Best Original Score
Why did Ludwig Göransson win again? Because the sound of "Oppenhe...read more »
42 Oscars Jokes: The 2018 “Shape of Water, Fish Love & The Jet Ski Prize” Edition
In 2018, the 90th Academy Awards celebrated nearly a century of c...read more »
2024 Classic: The Messi the Dog Appearance
Why was a Border Collie the VIP? Because even at the Oscars, a do...read more »
2024 Classic: The Jimmy Kimmel "Trump" Joke
Why did he read the Truth Social post? To prove that he’s the onl...read more »
2025 Classic: The Best Animated Short
Why did War Is Over! have a sequel? No, wait—it was Meow—because ...read more »
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39 Oscars Jokes: The 2017 “Moonlight, La La Land & The Wrong Envelope” Edition
In 2017, the 89th Academy Awards taught us that even in a world o...read more »
2025 Archive: Denzel Washington’s Villain Era
Why was his win for Gladiator II so celebrated? Because he proved...read more »
42 Oscars Jokes: The 1997 “Titanic, Tiaras & King of the World” Edition
In 1997, the 69th Academy Awards were less of a ceremony and more...read more »
2025 Vintage: Paul Mescal’s "Shorts" Legacy
Why was everyone looking at his legs? To see if he brought the 1s...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I want to believe... that everyone finds this funny.
Life... uh... finds a way to be funny.
Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken.
Reader beware, you’re in for a scare... and a laugh!
I blocked the ads, but let the jokes in.