Why did Dunkirk take it? Because cutting three different timelines into one coherent movie is the ultimate mental gym workout.
Part of the 42 Oscars Jokes: The 2018 “Shape of Water, Fish Love & The Jet Ski Prize” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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2025 Legacy: The Best International Feature
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38 Oscars Jokes: The 2012 “The Artist, Meryl’s Gold & Angelina’s Leg” Edition
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Why did Hans Zimmer win (again)? Because he’s the only man who ca...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Best Documentary Feature
Why did Will & Harper win? Because a road trip about friendsh...read more »
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2024 Classic: The Best Documentary Short
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Finally a joke worth 100MB of space!
I want to believe... that everyone finds this funny.
Syncing this joke to my handheld device.
I’m burning this joke to a CD-RW.
Our first rule: Laugh at everything.
Whoa, mama! You’re looking funny today.
Smashing! Absolutely smashing humor!
Be excellent to each other! And party on, dudes!
Looking at this joke while my girlfriend stares at me.
I choose to believe it’s funny.