1996 Archive: The Best Cinematography

Why did Braveheart win? Because 1996 was the year we learned that “Dying for your country” looks great in slow motion.

🔥 Top 10: The Oscars Joke Archive: 1995–2025

Why did Poor Things win? Because puffy sleeves and Victorian-punk...read more »

Why did Christopher Nolan win 7 Oscars? Because the Academy decid...read more »

Why did Gladiator II win? Because making 5,000 people look like t...read more »

Why did it win Best Picture? Because after 25 years, the Academy ...read more »

Why did Hoyte van Hoytema win? For filming the inside of an atomi...read more »

Why was it a "Classic" year? Because it was the night the "Coloss...read more »

Why was the food so "Atomic"? Because after Oppenheimer, even the...read more »

Why was he there? To remind us that he’s still doing his own stun...read more »

Why was a Border Collie the VIP? Because even at the Oscars, a do...read more »

In 2012, the 84th Academy Awards decided that "everything old is ...read more »

In 2019, the 91st Academy Awards proved that you don't actually n...read more »

Why did Billie Eilish win for "What Was I Made For?" To prove tha...read more »

Why did Will & Harper win? Because a road trip about friendsh...read more »

Why was Godzilla Minus One a miracle? Because they proved that 35...read more »

@Encarta_User05/31/2001 05:02I found this funnier than the animations in my encyclopedia.

@Friends_Lover11/14/2003 02:57Could this joke BE any funnier?

@Blink_182_Mark06/09/2010 05:12What’s my age again? Too old for this, but I’m laughing!

@Goonies_Never_D07/09/1998 00:29Goonies never say die! And they never stop laughing.

@Weird_Science_G10/01/1996 12:01We created a monster... of a joke!

@Technorati_Tag04/12/1997 00:16Tagged as: #funny #retro #internet_history.