2017 Archive: The Best Animated Short

Why did Piper win? Because a tiny sandpiper bird is the only thing cuter than a baby in a tuxedo.

🔥 Top 10: The Oscars Joke Archive: 1995–2025

Why did The Zone of Interest win? Because the Academy loves a mov...read more »

Why did Christopher Nolan win 7 Oscars? Because the Academy decid...read more »

Why did Billie Eilish win for "What Was I Made For?" To prove tha...read more »

Why was he there? To remind everyone that he still hates being in...read more »

Why was a Border Collie the VIP? Because even at the Oscars, a do...read more »

Why did The Boy and the Heron win? Because Hayao Miyazaki is a wi...read more »

Why was it a "Classic" year? Because it was the night the "Barben...read more »

In 1995, the 67th Academy Awards were a mix of classic Hollywood ...read more »

Why did he read the Truth Social post? To prove that he’s the onl...read more »

Why did Dune: Part Two win? Because Greig Fraser managed to make ...read more »

Why did he call himself a "Human Cheeto"? To show that even at th...read more »

Why did Gladiator II win? Because making 5,000 people look like t...read more »

In 2011, the 83rd Academy Awards tried to attract a younger audie...read more »

Why did Selena Gomez win? To prove that "Only Murders in the Buil...read more »

@Kernel_Panic_9810/10/1997 13:01This joke didn’t crash my system, surprisingly.

@Celebrity_DM04/19/2008 06:01Let’s get it on! (The comedy match).

@Fat_Bastard_Get11/06/2002 14:21Get in my belly! (The joke, I mean).

@Goldmember_I_L02/28/2013 20:59I love gold! And I love this joke!

@ODP_Editor_9901/03/2008 21:05Approved for the Open Directory Project!

@Streamer_Pro_9904/16/2007 13:35Thanks for the donation and the joke!