Why did Up win? Because the first ten minutes of that movie caused more tears in the Kodak Theatre than the entire history of the Kleenex corporation.
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🔥 Top 10: The Oscars Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2024 Classic: The Messi the Dog Appearance
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2024 Vintage: The Governor's Ball
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42 Oscars Jokes: The 1997 “Titanic, Tiaras & King of the World” Edition
In 1997, the 69th Academy Awards were less of a ceremony and more...read more »
2025 Archive: The Best Supporting Actor Race
Why did Samuel L. Jackson lose? Because the Academy decided that ...read more »
39 Oscars Jokes: The 2001 “Gladiator, Julia’s Laugh & Björk’s Swan Dive” Edition
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2024 Classic: The Jimmy Kimmel "Trump" Joke
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2024 Vintage: The Best Original Song
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2024 Archive: Ryan Gosling’s "Kenergy"
Why was "I’m Just Ken" the highlight of the night? Because Ryan G...read more »
43 Oscars Jokes: The 2000 “American Beauty, Stolen Statues & Billy’s Millennium” Edition
In 2000, the 72nd Academy Awards arrived with a sigh of relief th...read more »
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2025 Archive: Conan’s "Tall" Jokes
Why did the stage looks so small? Because Conan O’Brien is so tal...read more »
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In 2008, the 80th Academy Awards barely escaped the writers' stri...read more »
2025 Archive: The Best Live Action Short
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41 Oscars Jokes: The 2016 “Leo’s Bear, Mad Max & Spotlight’s Surprise” Edition
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Better than any comedy I rented last Friday.
Keep the change, ya filthy animal! LOL.
That "Uh-oh!" sound is actually me laughing!
Why so serious? Read this joke!
This joke didn’t crash my system, surprisingly.
Great Scott! This joke is from the future!
I can’t believe my parents forgot my joke!
I saw that laugh coming from across the map.
Burninating the countryside with laughter!
HI EVERYONE! THIS IS FUNNY!