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1995 Classic: The Best Actress Race

Why did Jessica Lange win for Blue Sky? To prove that a movie can sit on a shelf for three years and still be more relevant than a romantic comedy that came out last Tuesday.

Part of the 31 Oscars Jokes: The 1995 “Uma, Oprah & Braveheart” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Dark_Knight_Joker01/17/2013 22:25Why so serious? Read this joke!
@CRT_Degauss09/13/2001 22:21BWONGGGG! My monitor just vibrated from that laugh.
@Grunge_Lord_9409/27/2003 03:15I’m so happy because today I found a funny joke.
@Mocking_Sponge04/16/1996 19:08mOcKiNg SpOnGeBoB sAyS tHiS iS fUnNy.
@Gaia_Online_Gold06/21/1998 08:07Dressing up my avatar to celebrate this laugh.

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