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1996 Classic: The Bee

 I’m a beekeeper. I’m just buzzing.

Part of the 61 Classic Punny One-Liners: The 1996 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Sidekick_User02/04/2013 11:32Just flipped my phone open to show my friends!
@Pizza_Pizza_9901/07/2001 06:56Ordered a pizza and read this. Best night ever.
@Thundercats_Ho12/03/2002 05:53Thunder! Thunder! Thundercats! HO! (Funny!)
@Hansel_So_Hot11/15/2000 08:35That Hansel... he’s so hot right now. Just like this joke.
@One_Does_Not_S03/02/2005 23:58One does not simply read one joke.
@Digg_Submitter_0506/21/1995 12:35Digg this joke! It’s going to the front page!
@GG_WP_9804/15/2007 00:33Good game, well played. This is a winner.
@Heh_Heh_Heh_Cat08/06/2008 00:49Heh heh heh. Good one.

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