Why were there 16 yellow cards in one soccer game? Because Portugal and Holland decided that the World Cup was actually a professional wrestling tournament.
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Reading this on my television! Technology is amazing!
I am crying... with laughter!
I see funny people... everywhere!
May I suggest another joke, sir?
A picture is worth a thousand words, but a joke is worth a thousand laughs.
I choose to believe it’s funny.