Why were the costumes so weird? Because the summer movie made us all realize that even superheroes can have bad fashion days.
Part of the 39 Fourth of July Jokes: The 1997 “Titanic & Techno” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Idkfa... this joke is a total blast!
Multipass! For the comedy club!
Did we just become best friends? Yup!
Ooga-Chaka Ooga-Ooga! Still dancing and laughing!
I move away from the mic to breathe... and laugh.
This page is HOT! (Literally, the background is fire).
I’m paying 2 bucks an hour just to read these. Money well spent!
Even a noob would find this funny. Great stuff.
Challenge Accepted! I will read them all!