Why did they let Messi go for free? Because they had a billion-euro hole in their pocket and realized that “Mes que un club” actually stood for “More debt than a club can handle.”
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🔥 Top 10: The Sports Joke Archive: 1995–2025
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52 Sports Jokes: The 2023 “The Joker’s Ring & The Kelce Bowl” Edition
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51 Sports Jokes: The 2022 “Messi’s World & The Great Farewell” Edition
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Bloody brilliant, mate!
You must learn the five-point-palm-exploding-laugh technique.
I HAVE THE POWEEEEER... to laugh!
Tina, you fat lard, come read this!
Shake and bake! Hilarious!
You’ve been tagged... with a funny joke!
Heh heh heh. Good one.
First! And it’s funny!