1995 Classic: The “Bald Eagle” Sighting

Why does everyone point? To prove that “Nature” is participating in the holiday, even if it’s just a seagull with a good PR agent.

🔥 Top 10: The Fourth of July Joke Archive: 1995–2025

In 2019, Independence Day was a "Cultural Finale." We were all sa...read more »

In 2013, Independence Day was a "Social Media Circus." We were al...read more »

Why were there 50 different versions of the parade? Because "Mult...read more »

Why did the Declaration of Independence sound like it was read by...read more »

Why was the 4th so "Desperate"? Because Sabrina Carpenter was beg...read more »

Why were the moms so independent? Because Miley told them they co...read more »

Why was the 2024 parade so polite? Because everyone was trying to...read more »

Why was the 4th so "Bright"? Because we realized that in 2024, ev...read more »

In 2006, Independence Day was "Very Nice!" (in our best Borat voi...read more »

W 2023 roku Dzień Niepodległości był „Różowo-Radioaktywny”. Celeb...read more »

Day One: Why was NYC so quiet? Because Lupita Nyong'o taught us t...read more »

Thailand: Why was the 4th so "Elite"? Because the new season made...read more »

Why was the host so relaxed? Because he bought a "GPT-Grill" that...read more »

In 2025, Independence Day was "Optimized." We celebrated the 249t...read more »

@Hercules_Xena09/05/2011 21:03By the gods, this is a funny one!

@Daria_Morg02/01/2008 18:10My goal is to not smile. I failed. This is funny.

@Hansel_So_Hot07/21/2009 13:45That Hansel... he’s so hot right now. Just like this joke.

@Spawn_Camper_J01/15/2007 21:51I’m staying right here until I read every joke.

@Influencer_9909/06/2000 02:52My followers need to see this!