2016 Archive: The “Assassins Creed” Logic

Why Michael Fassbender? For proving that “Leap of Faith” is what the studio took when they thought people wanted a movie about DNA memories.

🔥 Top 10: The Razzie Awards Joke Archive: 1995–2025

Why was the dialogue mocked? Because half the lines were clearly...read more »

Why was Zack Snyder hit? For a sequel that was so "epic" it actu...read more »

Why was it a target? Because Eli Roth managed to take a vibrant,...read more »

In 2005, the 26th Razzie Awards feasted on a year where high-prof...read more »

Why did she win? For her critically acclaimed turn in The Last S...read more »

In 2007, the 28th Razzie Awards witnessed a double-threat of cine...read more »

Why was it a landmark? Because it was the year Disney realized t...read more »

In 2011, the 32nd Razzie Awards witnessed something thought to be...read more »

Why Jerry Seinfeld? For proving that "What's the deal with bad m...read more »

In 2024, the 45th Razzie Awards feasted on a catastrophic year fo...read more »

Why was it hit? For hiring Kevin Hart and Cate Blanchett to stan...read more »

Why was it hit? For proving that the only thing "twice" about th...read more »

Why Gal Gadot? For playing the Evil Queen with the same level of...read more »

Why was the reboot hit? For proving that "wax on, wax off" works...read more »

@Encarta_User09/05/2015 03:22I found this funnier than the animations in my encyclopedia.

@SpiceGirls_Fan01/12/2008 00:09Tell me what you want, what you really really want... more jokes!

@Nirvana_Teen03/02/2001 11:12Smells like... teen humor. I love it.

@Green_Day_Fan07/02/1999 11:59Wake me up when September ends... and read me this joke.

@MTV_Unplugged01/29/2011 03:58Pure, acoustic humor. No effects needed.

@Old_School_Frank11/24/2004 06:00We’re going streaking! Through the jokes!

@Arthas_Fan_0204/15/2005 01:45Succeeding you, father... in laughing!