1998 Legacy: The Armageddon Astronaut

None. They’ll just land a drill on the bulb and blow it up with a nuke to save Earth.

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@Pulp_Fiction_Jules11/16/1996 18:36Say "what" again! I dare you! LOL.

@Wrestling_Nut06/19/1999 16:06Can you smell what the joke is cookin?!

@Shagadelic_9706/29/2015 10:05This joke is very shagadelic, man!

@Anchorman_Ron05/22/1996 20:17I’m kind of a big deal. People know my jokes.

@Bernie_Mittens10/12/2002 19:26I am once again asking for your funniest jokes.

@Neopets_Trader06/10/2006 23:37Trading my rare items for more jokes like this!