“I’m going to change the bulb.” “For the better, right?” “…For the better, right?!”.
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This joke is more stable than Windows 95!
/join #jokes... this one is the best so far.
Am I the only one who gives a damn about the rules of comedy?
Keep rollin’ rollin’ rollin’... with laughter!
Schwing! This joke is babe-worthy!
Gosh! That’s like the best joke ever made!
All your jokes are belong to us! Take off every zig!
The cat is just sitting there laughing!
There’s an app for that? No, just this site!