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1995 Classic: The Airline Food

 Why did the passenger bring a backup sandwich? Because “mystery meat in gravy” was the only thing on the menu for the last 30 years.

Part of the 44 Travel Jokes: The 1995 “Paper Tickets & Fanny Packs” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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