I’m “broadcasting” my life.
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I’m saving this text file to my 3.5" diskette.
Trust no one... except the guy who wrote this.
But you have heard of this joke!
Ordered a pizza and read this. Best night ever.
What a feeling! (Being funny).
In my second life, I’m a professional comedian.
I... laughed... with... a... bit... of... lag!
I facepalmed and then I laughed.
No way! That’s too much!