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2013 Archive: The Air

 I’m “broadcasting” my life.

Part of the 118 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Frozen & Selfie Edition (2013) archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Floppy_Disk_Hero08/26/1999 09:04I’m saving this text file to my 3.5" diskette.
@XFiles_Spooky_M03/07/2013 11:45Trust no one... except the guy who wrote this.
@Pirates_Jack_S06/02/2012 20:56But you have heard of this joke!
@Pizza_Pizza_9903/17/2010 02:37Ordered a pizza and read this. Best night ever.
@Flashdance_What06/04/2003 22:54What a feeling! (Being funny).
@Second_Life_Avy11/12/2015 16:52In my second life, I’m a professional comedian.
@Lag_Victim_0112/12/1997 11:07I... laughed... with... a... bit... of... lag!
@Facepalm_Master03/23/1995 21:22I facepalmed and then I laughed.
@No_Way_Jose10/16/2002 20:24No way! That’s too much!

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