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2003 Legacy: The 75th Anniversary Montage

Why did they show all the past winners? To make the 2003 winners feel like they were part of a very exclusive, very old club.

Part of the 44 Oscars Jokes: The 2003 “Chicago, The Kiss & Spirited Away” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Netscape_Ninja09/27/2004 23:42Loading this took forever on 28.8k, but I am ROFLing now.
@Pixel_Addict07/31/2004 23:11LOL! My 14-inch CRT monitor just shook from my laughter.
@WAP_Navigator06/10/2003 21:54Even on my tiny phone screen, this is gold.
@Tamagotchi_Sitter01/09/2007 23:26My pet is beep-beeping but I am too busy reading!
@Simpson_Quotes03/02/2003 12:42D’oh! Why didn’t I think of that joke?
@Men_In_Black_K05/06/2008 06:14We are the best kept secret... of humor.
@Nu_Metal_Kid03/08/2003 05:44I did it all for the nookie... and the jokes!
@Joe_Cartoon_G02/23/2003 11:11Press the button for more humor!

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