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2003 Archive: The 2003 New Year’s Eve

Why were we ready for 2004? Because the Red Sox were getting closer, the Pistons were getting tougher, and LeBron was just getting started.

Part of the 54 Sports Jokes: The 2003 “King James & Swiss Maestro” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Java_Script_Kid08/12/1999 20:21Alert("HA HA HA HA!");
@DragonBall_Z_G05/27/2004 00:01His humor level... it’s over 9000!!!
@Transformers_OP08/14/2002 17:06Jokes are more than meets the eye!
@Search_Scout_9909/28/2009 22:36Scouting the web for gems like this.
@Cyber_Cafe_Regular07/25/2012 04:32I’m paying 2 bucks an hour just to read these. Money well spent!
@Forever_Alone_X07/27/2012 22:34At least I have my jokes to keep me company.
@Futurama_Fry_M04/11/1995 08:27Not sure if joke is funny... or just very funny.
@Anonymous_User12/26/2014 11:07We are many. We are laughing.

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