2023 Archive: The Michigan Fake Electors
Why were they in the news? To remind us that in 2023, trying to change the results of a 2020 election is a hobby that… Read More »2023 Archive: The Michigan Fake Electors
2022 Archive: The Midterm “Red Ripple”
Why didn’t the “Red Wave” happen in November? Because the GOP realized that while people were mad about inflation, they weren’t quite mad enough to… Read More »2022 Archive: The Midterm “Red Ripple”
2022 Legacy: The “Heat Waves” (Wait, still?!)
This song is the indestructible wall of the 2020s. Part of the 74 Observational One-Liners: The 2022 Slap & Soar archive. Historically Verified
2022 Classic: The “Vibe Shift”
Why did everything feel different? Because we realized that the 2010s were officially over and the 2020s were going to be a lot more “Industrial… Read More »2022 Classic: The “Vibe Shift”
2022 Classic: The “Heat Waves” Glass Animals
Why was the 4th so “Late-Night”? Because this song broke the record for the longest climb to #1, proving that 2022 was just a long,… Read More »2022 Classic: The “Heat Waves” Glass Animals
2022 Archive: The Revenge Travel
Why did the man book four vacations in one month? Because he was “getting revenge” on 2020, even if his bank account was the only… Read More »2022 Archive: The Revenge Travel
2022 Archive: The Handshake Trauma
My doctor reached out to shake my hand. I froze, did a weird elbow bump, and then accidentally bowed. He wrote down: “Patient still stuck… Read More »2022 Archive: The Handshake Trauma
2022 Archive: The Dentist
“You have a cavity.” “Is it from 2020?” “Yes, it’s a ‘Vintage Quarantine Cavity’.” Part of the 57 Doctor Jokes: The 2022 “Re-entry & Omicron”… Read More »2022 Archive: The Dentist
2022 Legacy: The Surgeon’s Hobby
“I collect 2020 face masks. They’re great for dusting the furniture.” Part of the 57 Doctor Jokes: The 2022 “Re-entry & Omicron” Edition archive. Historically… Read More »2022 Legacy: The Surgeon’s Hobby
2021 Legacy: Squid Game
Why did everyone start wearing green tracksuits in 2021? Because Netflix convinced us that competing for billions of won in a playground of death was… Read More »2021 Legacy: Squid Game