2013 Archive: The 2013 Wrap-Up
She said 2013 was a year of “chilling realizations.” Mostly about my ability to ignore the lawn. Part of the 61 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2013… Read More »2013 Archive: The 2013 Wrap-Up
2013 Vintage: Frozen (Hype)
Why were there so many Elsas on the street? Because every girl in the world decided to “Let It Go” at the exact same time,… Read More »2013 Vintage: Frozen (Hype)
2013 Archive: The Death of Hugo Chávez
Why was Venezuela so quiet? Because the man who spoke for ten hours straight was finally silenced, leaving a country with a lot of oil… Read More »2013 Archive: The Death of Hugo Chávez
2013 Classic: The Launch of “Cookie Clicker”
Why were we clicking a giant cookie? Because 2013 was the year of “Idle Games,” where we realized that watching numbers go up is more… Read More »2013 Classic: The Launch of “Cookie Clicker”
2013 Classic: The Rise of “Cyber Command” Recruitment
Why did the Army start looking for “Gamers”? Because they realized that a 19-year-old who can “pwn” a server is more valuable in 2013 than… Read More »2013 Classic: The Rise of “Cyber Command” Recruitment
2013 Vintage: The “Transformation” of the Marine Corps
Why the focus on “Amphibious” again? To remind the world that Marines are basically just “Seals with larger rucksacks and more tradition.” Part of the… Read More »2013 Vintage: The “Transformation” of the Marine Corps
2013 Archive: The Frozen Fever (Teasers)
Why was the 2013 BBQ so “Chilly”? Because Disney started teasing Frozen, and even though it was 90 degrees out, every kid was already practicing… Read More »2013 Archive: The Frozen Fever (Teasers)
2013 Vintage: The The Conjuring Clapping
Why was nobody playing hide and seek? Because the movie made us terrified that if we clapped twice in the dark, something would clap back.… Read More »2013 Vintage: The The Conjuring Clapping
2013 Classic: The Dwayne
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Dwayne. / Dwayne who? / Dwayne the bathtub, I’m dwowning in memes! Part of the 40 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes:… Read More »2013 Classic: The Dwayne
2013 Vintage: The Mikey
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Mikey. / Mikey who? / Mikey is lost! Part of the 40 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2013 Frozen &… Read More »2013 Vintage: The Mikey