2007 Archive: The Wikipedia Edit War
Why was the intern busy? He was trying to change the entry for “Efficiency” to a picture of his own face. Part of the 82… Read More »2007 Archive: The Wikipedia Edit War
2007 Vintage: The Laptop Resolution
Why was 1680×1050 the “Pro” move? Because you could finally see your calendar and your regret at the same time. Part of the 82 Office… Read More »2007 Vintage: The Laptop Resolution
2007 Archive: The Corporate “Synergy” 2.0
Why did we have a meeting about “Web 2.0”? To figure out how to “Socialize” our “Value Proposition.” Part of the 82 Office Groaners: The… Read More »2007 Archive: The Corporate “Synergy” 2.0
2007 Archive: The First App Concept
What was the first app a lawyer thought of? “iBill”—it just runs in the background and sends an invoice every time you breathe near the… Read More »2007 Archive: The First App Concept
2007 Archive: The Power Move
Why did the lawyer have two iPhones? One for the “Good Cop” calls and one for the “I’m going to sue your entire family” calls.… Read More »2007 Archive: The Power Move
2007 Legacy: The iPhone Update
Why did the lawyer sue Apple for the first software update? He claimed it “erased his billable memories.” Part of the 49 Lawyer Jokes: The… Read More »2007 Legacy: The iPhone Update
2007 Legacy: Superbad
Why was “McLovin” the most popular name in 2007? Because Fogell proved that a fake ID from Hawaii and a vest were all you needed… Read More »2007 Legacy: Superbad
2007 Archive: Bee Movie
Why was Jerry Seinfeld a bee? Because in 2007, he realized that “What’s the deal with flowers?” was the next logical step in his career.… Read More »2007 Archive: Bee Movie
2007 Legacy: The Timbaland
Everything has a “beat” now. My husband is beat-boxing while I’m trying to tell him about my day. Part of the 64 Marriage Jokes: The… Read More »2007 Legacy: The Timbaland
2007 Vintage: The Cloverfield
We saw the trailer. She’s afraid of shaky cameras. I told her her driving is like a shaky camera. Part of the 64 Marriage Jokes:… Read More »2007 Vintage: The Cloverfield