Clicking through the interactive virtual tours on your home encyclopedia software instead of actually writing the summary for your geography presentation. Part of the 34… Read More »2001 Archive: The Encarta 2001 Upgrade
The beautiful, loud ringing sound that closed out the school year, sending everyone home for a summer of burning mix CDs, downloading MP3s, and completely… Read More »2001 Archive: The Final 2001 June Bell
Shuffling across an outdated avocado-green carpet in thick wool socks, creating enough electrical voltage to shock anyone who attempts to hand you a cup of… Read More »2001 Legacy: The Shag Carpet Static Surge
Letting a pair of half-moon reading glasses slam violently against a heavy plastic beaded necklace every single time a family member enters the front door.… Read More »2001 Vintage: The Beaded Glasses Chain Drop
The fellowship hall welcoming a guest speaker with a giant paper banner featuring the words “WELCOME HOME” rendered in a 3D, rainbow-gradient WordArt style. Part… Read More »2001 Legacy: The WordArt Banner Triumph
Opening a heavy pew Bible to look up a reference in the Old Testament and finding a glossy ticket stub from a summer screening of… Read More »2001 Legacy: The Movie Ticket Bookmark
I’m a pointer. I’m just showing the way to 2001. Part of the 91 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Y2K Survivor Edition (2000) archive. Historically Verified
Why was the toast so long? Because Grandpa had to explain that “technically” the millennium didn’t start until 2001, but he was drinking 2000’s wine… Read More »2000 Legacy: The “New Millennium”
The bartender spends ten minutes muddling mint. He says, “By the time I finish this, it’ll be 2001.” Part of the 67 Bar Jokes: The… Read More »2000 Vintage: The Mojito
Why the 2001 teasers? Because everyone was already talking about a show called “The Shield” and whether HBO could top itself. Part of the 31… Read More »2000 Vintage: The Next Big Thing
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