Maintaining an immaculate stack of twenty-year-old miniature condensed magazines, arranged strictly by the numerical order of the publication volume. Part of the 35 Senior &… Read More »1999 Vintage: The Bathroom Library Standard
Wearing high-waisted, stretch-band polyester trousers that require absolutely no iron work, paired with white walking sneakers that squeak loudly on every linoleum floor. Part of… Read More »1999 Vintage: The Elastic Waistband Creed
The parish secretary failing to print the weekly announcements on time because the church computer froze mid-download while fetching a clip-art image of a dove.… Read More »1999 Archive: The Dial-Up Bulletin Delay
The short-term mission team collecting thirty cardboard disposable cameras after their trip, knowing they won’t see the actual photos until the local pharmacy develops them… Read More »1999 Legacy: The Disposable Camera Delay
A bar gets its first flat-screen TV. A guy asks, “Where is the rest of it?” Part of the 79 Bar Jokes: The 1999 “Party… Read More »1999 Classic: The Flat Screen
A guy orders a Heineken and says, “The green bottle matches my night-vision goggles.” Part of the 79 Bar Jokes: The 1999 “Party Like It’s… Read More »1999 Archive: The Heineken
A guy orders a Manhattan and says, “I want to be a part of it… before it’s gone.” Part of the 79 Bar Jokes: The… Read More »1999 Legacy: The Manhattan
She’s already practicing her “disappointed face” for the 1999 party. Part of the 71 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 1998 “Star Wars & Search Engines” Edition archive.… Read More »1998 Classic: The New Year
Why did the history teacher look so terrified? Because the computer specialist spent the faculty meeting explaining that the school’s grading software might explode on… Read More »1998 Legacy: The Millennium Bug Panic
The head usher starting a serious, multi-hour parish council debate about whether the church’s 1984 financial desktop computer will completely delete the cemetery records at… Read More »1998 Vintage: The Y2K Basement Ledger
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