Staring intensely at the diner waitress to make absolutely sure she used the orange-rimmed pot, convinced that regular caffeine will keep you awake until the… Read More »1998 Archive: The Decaf Coffee Verification
Wrapping heavy gray duct tape over eighty percent of the television clicker to prevent Grandpa from shifting the TV input to a blank, blue screen.… Read More »1998 Vintage: The Remote Control Tape Shield
The youth pastor attempting to eject a worn-out cassette tape from the dashboard of the old passenger van, only to pull out fifteen feet of… Read More »1998 Archive: The Church Van Tape Jam
The church secretary handling a baptismal record sent via a thermal fax machine, treating the curly, shiny paper like an ancient scroll that might disintegrate… Read More »1998 Classic: The Thermal Fax Verification
Why was everyone nervous? Because 1998 was coming, and we still weren’t sure if computers knew how to count past 99. Part of the 50… Read More »1997 Vintage: The Final Countdown
Why did the dad bring a ladder to the 1997 New Year’s Eve party? He wanted to get a “high” start on 1998. Part of… Read More »1997 Archive: The Final Joke
A guy walks into a bar and sees a bright blue drink. He asks, “What is that?” The bartender says, “It’s a 1997 Special.” The… Read More »1997 Classic: The Blue Drink
“It looks like you’ve finished the year 1997. Would you like to proceed to 1998?” Part of the 64 Office Groaners: The 1997 Retro Edition… Read More »1997 Legacy: The Office Assistant Final Word
The bartender yells, “Last call for 1997!” A guy says, “Wait, I haven’t finished my Blue Hawaiian yet!” The bartender says, “Drink up, 1998 is… Read More »1997 Vintage: The Last Call
Why did the President’s staff study “Girl Power”? To see if it could be rebranded as “Executive Power” for the 1998 midterms. Part of the… Read More »1997 Classic: The Spice Girls Phenomenon
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