Why did everyone in 1996 keep their porch lights off? Because Wes Craven convinced us that answering the door meant getting quizzed on horror movie trivia by a guy in a cheap plastic mask.
Part of the 36 Halloween Jokes: The 1996 “Scream & Tamagotchi” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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2024 Legacy: The "Pedro Pascal & Joseph Quinn" Bromance
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38 Halloween Jokes: The 1999 “Matrix & Y2K Panic” Edition
In 1999, Halloween was a glitch in the system. We were all wearin...read more »
2005 Joke: Why Did The Scarecrow
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2023 Classic: The Super Mario Bros. Movie
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2022 Legacy: Minions
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2025 Archive: The "Short-Form" Horror
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36 Halloween Jokes: The 2001 “Shrek & iPod” Edition
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2025 Archive: GTA VI (The Hype Peak)
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2025 Legacy: The "Lab-Grown" Candy
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35 Halloween Jokes: The 1997 “Titanic & Cyber-Pet” Edition
In 1997, Halloween was a mix of futuristic optimism and VHS nosta...read more »
2023 Classic: John Wick
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2024 Classic: Moo Deng
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
A/S/L? Just kidding, great joke! LOL!
The power of three... laughs!
Laughing is as laughing does.
Nothing but net! This joke is a slam dunk!
I’ve got the moves... and the jokes!
May I suggest another joke, sir?