2000 Classic: Napster vs. Metallica

Why was the ghost of Lars Ulrich so angry? Because he found out you were downloading “Enter Sandman” for free on your 56k modem.

🔥 Top 10: The Halloween Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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Why do ghosts love riding in elevators on Halloween? It lifts the...read more »

In 2005, Halloween was a mix of tragic space operas, the birth of...read more »

Why were the gravestones showing "Day in the Life" vlogs? Because...read more »

Why was every group of ghosts doing the exact same arm-choreograp...read more »

Why were the Minions so muscular and weird-looking? Because they ...read more »

In 1998, Halloween was marked by the growing Y2K panic, but befor...read more »

Why was the ghost looking at the camera with that specific, awkwa...read more »

In 2006, Halloween was a mix of swashbuckling sequels, the birth ...read more »

@BBS_Sysop05/09/2005 11:38Top tier humor for our local community. Keep it up!

@Korn_Follower01/16/2006 03:04Are you ready?! (For this joke).

@Loituma_Girl04/05/2000 03:30Spinning my leek and laughing at this!

@HotBot_User08/22/2000 00:56Searching for "humor"... HotBot never fails.

@Jackie_Chan_Wut09/14/2013 16:15My mind is blown by how funny this is.

@Aliens_Guy_Hair05/15/2010 13:11I’m telling you, it’s hilarious!

@Face_Palm_0105/13/1995 10:23Classic. Simply classic.