Why did everyone stop breathing? Because Lady Gaga hit notes so high that Julie Andrews literally appeared out of thin air just to give her a hug.
Part of the 37 Oscars Jokes: The 2015 “Birdman, Tightie-Whities & Gaga’s High Notes” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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2025 Vintage: The Best Costume Design
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2025 Classic: The "Wicked" Visuals
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2025 Legacy: The Best Supporting Actress Race
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2025 Vintage: Conan’s Opening
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2024 Vintage: The Best Adapted Screenplay
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2025 Classic: The Timothée Chalamet "Bob Dylan" Look
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2025 Legacy: The Best Original Screenplay
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Compiled perfectly. No errors, just laughs.
At least it is not a fatal exception! LOL.
Could this joke BE any funnier?
Bloody brilliant, mate!
I’ve been in this tank too long. Great joke!
Do ya like dags? And jokes?
Wake me up when September ends... and read me this joke.
I’m paying 2 bucks an hour just to read these. Money well spent!
Problem? No, just laughs!