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2009 Archive: Katy Perry’s Fruit

Why did she perform inside a giant banana? Because “I Kissed a Girl” was a hit, and apparently, the best way to celebrate that is with a high-fiber stage set.

Part of the 41 Grammy Jokes: The 2009 “Raising Sand & Revolutionary Coldplay” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@BBS_Veteran01/29/2011 22:25Reminds me of the good old days on the local board.
@Encarta_User03/30/2004 08:28I found this funnier than the animations in my encyclopedia.
@Burning_CDs05/19/2011 23:40I am making a mix CD of jokes. This is track 1!
@Baywatch_Runner04/15/2015 07:08Laughing in slow motion right now!
@Celebrity_DM04/21/1999 07:59Let’s get it on! (The comedy match).
@CatDog_Alone01/08/1996 15:13One fine day with a woof and a purr... we laughed!
@Napoleon_Dyna02/28/2002 22:06Gosh! That’s like the best joke ever made!
@Leave_Britney_A01/07/2000 08:50Leave this joke alone! It’s perfect!
@Fred_Channel_0601/17/1997 23:37HI EVERYONE! THIS IS FUNNY!

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