Why was he a historic VP pick? Because he was the first Jewish candidate on a major ticket, and he spent the whole campaign trying to convince America that “moderate” didn’t mean “boring.”
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I knew you’d laugh at this.
Nobody puts a funny joke in a corner.
I just stumbled upon this and I’m glad I did!
HI EVERYONE! THIS IS FUNNY!
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