Why was the bathtub steaming? Because the kids were convinced that if they put their “Triwizard” toys underwater, they’d hear a mermaid singing about the next gift.
Part of the 31 Christmas Jokes: The 2005 “YouTube & Couch Jumping” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Totally radical! Sending this to my buddy on AIM.
Wrote this down with my stylus. Great!
There is no cow level, but there is this joke!
To infinity and beyond hilarious!
Onions have layers, and this joke has levels!
The sound of my drive reading this is music to my ears.
Ehhh Macarena! Funnier than the dance!
Di-da-di-da-di-da-do-do! Funniest site ever!
I clicked the button and it brought me here!
Digg this joke! It’s going to the front page!