2015 Legacy: Hamilton (Broadway Boom)

Why was the ghost rapping about 18th-century treasury policies? Because Lin-Manuel Miranda made history the hottest ticket in town.

🔥 Top 10: The Halloween Joke Archive: 1995–2025

Why was the doll in the "cloud"? Because she doesn't need a body ...read more »

Why do ghosts love riding in elevators on Halloween? It lifts the...read more »

In 1996, Halloween was a masterpiece of neon, grunge leftovers, a...read more »

Why was the pizzeria even scarier? Because the toys got an upgrad...read more »

Why was the girl in the background staring at the camera with a t...read more »

Why was the kid just staring at the candy bowl without moving? He...read more »

Why was the ghost under the sea? Because Halle Bailey made being ...read more »

In 2015, Halloween was a mix of nostalgia and internet-breaking d...read more »

Why did the Snickers taste like "sustainable algae"? Because 2025...read more »

In 2006, Halloween was a mix of swashbuckling sequels, the birth ...read more »

Why was the witch’s brew steaming with blue light? Because she’s ...read more »

Why did the girl look like a mix between a unicorn, a pirate, and...read more »

In 2013, Halloween was a mix of "Let It Go" sing-alongs and a glo...read more »

Why were so many ghosts wearing basketball jerseys? Because women...read more »

@Internet_Explorer_304/02/2009 03:56Wait for it... wait for it... HA! Finally loaded!

@Scumbag_Steve_X01/15/2013 16:59Borrows your computer, leaves the joke window open.

@Runescape_Noob02/02/2002 02:27Selling 100 laughs for 10gp!

@Maplestory_Kid06/29/2003 20:26@@@@@@@@@@@@ HA HA HA!

@iPhone_User_0704/05/2003 22:55There’s an app for that? No, just this site!

@Filter_Fanatic05/29/2004 01:59This joke looks better with a sepia filter.