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1995 Classic: Goosebumps Books

Why was every kid reading them? Because R.L. Stine was the only one who knew how to scare us for $3.99 a book.

Part of the 75 Miscellaneous Jokes: The 1995 “Dial-Up & Denim” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Matrix_Glitch08/31/2007 19:28There is no spoon, but there is definitely a laugh here.
@Fight_Club_Tyler04/21/2009 14:57The first rule of joke club is... tell everyone!
@Tech_Support_Guy04/06/2010 17:53Have you tried turning your sense of humor off and on again?
@Green_Day_Fan08/22/2003 06:05Wake me up when September ends... and read me this joke.
@Top_Gun_Maverick09/21/2012 19:17I feel the need... the need for comedy!
@Numa_Numa_Guy03/17/2009 12:47Ma-ia-hii, Ma-ia-huu! Laughing in my webcam!
@Mobile_Web_0103/17/2007 20:21Reading this on my Blackberry. Sharp!

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