Why was the bearded ghost shouting “BOY!” every five seconds? Because Kratos was on a journey to spread ashes and learn how to be a “Dad of War.”
Part of the 34 Halloween Jokes: The 2018 “Infinity War & Fortnite” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Halloween Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2024 Classic: Moo Deng
What was the cutest (and most aggressive) costume of 2024? A tiny...read more »
2025 Classic: Neuralink "Telepathy"
Why was the kid just staring at the candy bowl without moving? He...read more »
2024 Vintage: A Quiet Place
Day One: Why was the girl carrying a cat through an alien invasio...read more »
2024 Vintage: Inside Out 2 (Anxiety)
Why was the orange ghost shaking so much? Because "Anxiety" joine...read more »
2025 Archive: GTA VI (The Hype Peak)
Why was every 2025 trick-or-treater dressed as Lucia or Jason? Be...read more »
39 Halloween Jokes: The 2016 “Pokémon GO & Stranger Things” Edition
In 2016, Halloween was a wild mix of augmented reality, "justice ...read more »
36 Halloween Jokes: The 1995 “Ghostface & Windows 95” Edition
In 1995, Halloween was a crossroads of pop culture. It was the ye...read more »
33 Halloween Jokes: The 2017 “Pennywise & Fidget Spinners” Edition
In 2017, Halloween was a mix of classic horror revivals and new-a...read more »
36 Halloween Jokes: The 2019 “Endgame & Baby Yoda” Edition
In 2019, Halloween was a monumental finale. We were busy saying "...read more »
32 Halloween Jokes: The 2020 “Zoom & Doom” Edition
In 2020, Halloween was "unprecedented." We traded crowded parties...read more »
😜 More from category: The Halloween Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2024 Classic: The "Not Like Us" Beef
Why was the ghost pointing at the house next door and shouting "W...read more »
2025 Vintage: The "Brain-Rot" Ghost
Why was the spirit shouting "Skibidi Ohio" at the moon? Because s...read more »
2024 Classic: The "Moo Deng" Slide
Why was the toddler sliding across the floor like he was covered ...read more »
2022 Joke: Why Do Ghosts Love
Why do ghosts love riding in elevators on Halloween? It lifts the...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Trust no one... except the guy who wrote this.
Bye bye bye... to my bad mood!
I have to return some videotapes... after I laugh.
Tina, you fat lard, come read this!
Back when the internet was simple and funny.