Why did the manager cross the road? Because the AI “Agent” told him there was a 99.9% chance of a “Better Simulation” on the other… Read More »2025 Legacy: The AI-Generated Farewell

 Why was the boardroom empty? Because the boss typed “Hold a successful meeting” into his Apple Vision Pro 2, and the AI just generated a video… Read More »2025 Vintage: The Prompt-to-Projector

 Why did the receptionist stop answering the phone? She’s convinced the callers are just NPCs in a 2025 corporate RPG. Part of the 81 Office… Read More »2025 Vintage: The “Everything is a Simulation” Theory

 Why are we already planning next year? Because 2025 is moving so fast we’re already “Legacy” by lunchtime. Part of the 81 Office Groaners: The… Read More »2025 Vintage: The “Is it 2026 yet?” Moment

 Why was the IT room dark? because “Old Azeroth” is the only place they feel “Real.” Part of the 81 Office Groaners: The 2025 “Project… Read More »2025 Classic: The World of Warcraft “21st Anniversary”

 Why did the employee get a trophy? For the most hours spent talking to an AI agent that wasn’t even listening. Part of the 81… Read More »2025 Vintage: The “You’re on Mute” (Year 6)

 Why was the accountant staring at a wall? He got the “Neural-Link Office Edition” and he’s currently “thinking” a 500-page audit into existence (or he’s… Read More »2025 Vintage: The Brain-Computer Interface (BCI)

 Why is the boss tapping his index finger? He’s “scrolling the world” with his Apple Ring and looking like he’s trying to cast a very… Read More »2025 Classic: The Apple “Ring” Hype

 Why is it so thin? Because Apple decided that “Screens” are obsolete and you should just “project” your feelings onto the wall. Part of the… Read More »2025 Vintage: The iPhone 17 “Air”

 Why was “16K” the new dream? So we can see the “Pixel-Perfect Disappointment” of the annual bonus. Part of the 81 Office Groaners: The 2025… Read More »2025 Legacy: The Laptop Resolution