A new Man of Steel! He’s optimistic, he’s colorful, and he doesn’t hate his own cape. 2025 is the year of “Superhero Hope.” Part of… Read More »2025 Classic: The Superman (Gunn) Debut

 I’m taking a vacation to a place with no Wi-Fi. It’s the most expensive trip I’ve ever booked. Part of the 61 Observational One-Liners: The… Read More »2025 Classic: The “Local-Only” Travel

 They’re so small I’ve already lost three pairs in my own ears. Part of the 61 Observational One-Liners: The 2025 Reality Patch archive. Historically Verified

 My “Discover Weekly” is now so accurate it’s starting to suggest songs I’ve only hummed in the shower. Part of the 61 Observational One-Liners: The… Read More »2025 Classic: The “Phantom” Spotify

 Pixar is taking us to a planetary council. 2025 is for the kids who want to talk to aliens. Part of the 61 Observational One-Liners:… Read More »2025 Vintage: The Elio Space Adventure

 Jigsaw is still alive? Or dead? Or a hologram? 2025 is a “Puzzling” year. Part of the 61 Observational One-Liners: The 2025 Reality Patch archive.… Read More »2025 Archive: The Saw XI Survival

 I just watched a movie where a 1928 cartoon mouse is a slasher villain. 2025 is the year “Copyright Expiry” became a genre. Part of… Read More »2025 Archive: The Mickey Mouse (Public Domain) Horror

 There’s a new filter that removes all other filters. It’s terrifying. Part of the 61 Observational One-Liners: The 2025 Reality Patch archive. Historically Verified

 My espresso has added vitamins, minerals, and “focus-enhancing” mushrooms. It tastes like a forest, but I’m very awake. Part of the 61 Observational One-Liners: The… Read More »2025 Legacy: The “Bio-Hacking” Coffee

 I’ve spent the whole year analyzing a single frame of a trailer from 2023. I’ve already planned my “sick leave” for the entire month of… Read More »2025 Legacy: The GTA VI Fever