Hitting the bullseye of comedy. I tried archery, but I had to quit. I kept getting too attached to the arrows and didn’t want to… Read More »The Archery Aim

Wipeouts and wisdom from the ocean. Surfing is the only sport where you can spend three hours waiting for something that lasts ten seconds and… Read More »The Surfing Wave

Mental gymnastics at its most intense. My dad says chess is a sport. I told him the only thing he’s sweating is whether he left… Read More »The Chess Athlete

Spending $5,000 to look like a colorful sausage. I bought a professional cycling outfit. Now I look like a very fast, very tired superhero who… Read More »The Cycling Gear

A perspective from the most hated man on the field. I asked the referee if he needed a seeing-eye dog. He said no. I said,… Read More »The Referee Vision

Diving deep into the world of aquatic humor. Why don’t swimmers ever get lost? They just follow the current events.

Rolling with the punches and the heavy balls. I’m a professional bowler. Or as my wife calls it, “A guy who spends too much money… Read More »The Bowling Strike

Turning left for four hours is a professional skill. Why did the NASCAR driver get fired? He kept trying to turn right to find a… Read More »The NASCAR Speed

Trying to find inner peace while tied in a knot. I tried yoga today. I realized that my “downward dog” looks more like a “collapsing… Read More »The Yoga Flexibility

Paying monthly for a place you only visit in your dreams. I’ve been a member of the gym for six months. I haven’t lost any… Read More »The Gym Membership