They don’t change it; they just track the “Darkness Front” moving in from the hallway. Part of the 50 Light Bulb Jokes: The 1996 Retro… Read More »1996 Legacy: The Weather Channel Addict

 “I’d help, but I’m currently ‘in a meeting’ with the coffee machine.” Part of the 50 Light Bulb Jokes: The 1996 Retro Edition archive. Historically… Read More »1996 Classic: The Coworker

 “I’ll change it… as soon as I finish this resolution!” Part of the 50 Light Bulb Jokes: The 1996 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified

 “Ho-ho-hope you have a spare bulb in your stocking!” Part of the 50 Light Bulb Jokes: The 1996 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified

 “Would you like to supersize that wattage for 50 cents?” Part of the 50 Light Bulb Jokes: The 1996 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified

 “Whatever. The dark is more ‘authentic’ anyway.” Part of the 50 Light Bulb Jokes: The 1996 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified

 How many people does it take to change a light bulb? One to screw it in, and everyone else to do the hand motions: Hey, Macarena!… Read More »1996 Archive: The Macarena Dancer

 One, but they have to do a 360-grind on the ladder first. Part of the 50 Light Bulb Jokes: The 1996 Retro Edition archive. Historically… Read More »1996 Archive: The Rollerblader

 They don’t change it; they just headbang in the dark. Part of the 50 Light Bulb Jokes: The 1996 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified

 None. They’re too busy blowing into the cartridge to see if that makes the light come on. Part of the 50 Light Bulb Jokes: The… Read More »1996 Archive: The Nintendo 64 Kid