Why no trophy for Steve Martin again? Because the Academy thinks being a legend is its own reward, and statues are for “young” people (like… Read More »2025 Classic: The Only Murders Final Attempt

Why all the white shirts and skinny ties? Because after the Season 2 premiere of Severance, everyone wanted to look like an office worker from… Read More »2025 Archive: Worst Dressed (The 2025 “Lumon Corporate” Chic)

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Why The Studio? For proving that the only thing more dysfunctional than making TV shows is being the executive in charge of the studio making… Read More »2025 Classic: Outstanding Comedy

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Why Seth Rogen? For playing himself in a suit, which is technically the most demanding role of his career. Part of the 36 Emmy Awards… Read More »2025 Archive: Outstanding Lead Actor (Comedy)

Why the whispers? Because rumors of a comeback made everyone in the room suddenly feel very optimistic. Part of the 36 Emmy Awards Jokes: The… Read More »2025 Classic: The Ted Lasso Reunion

Why Jean Smart? Because an Emmy statue in her hand now looks like a permanent part of her anatomy. Part of the 36 Emmy Awards… Read More »2025 Vintage: Outstanding Lead Actress (Comedy)