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1996 Vintage: Best Score Soundtrack

Why did Pocahontas win? Because Disney has a specific vault in the basement just for “Colors of the Wind” Grammys.

Part of the 36 Grammy Jokes: The 1996 “Jagged Little Alanis & Mariah’s Snub” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Internet_Explorer_303/30/1996 01:04Wait for it... wait for it... HA! Finally loaded!
@MIRC_Ghost05/19/2010 09:03Slapping you with a large trout for such a funny joke!
@Blade_Runner_201903/06/2000 00:12All those laughs will be lost in time, like tears in rain.
@Jackie_Brown_Fan10/23/2006 04:12Smooth joke, very smooth.
@Animorphs_X09/03/2015 17:00I’m turning into a laughing hyena right now!
@ODP_Editor_9907/22/2001 11:24Approved for the Open Directory Project!

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