Why “My Apocalypse” by Metallica? To prove that even after 25 years, Metallica can still make a “Death Magnetic” pull on the trophy room.
Part of the 41 Grammy Jokes: The 2009 “Raising Sand & Revolutionary Coldplay” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Grammy Awards Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2024 Archive: Best Progressive R&B Album
Why SOS? Because SZA turned a distress signal into a global celeb...read more »
2024 Classic: Best Melodic Rap Performance
Why "fukumean"? No, it was "All My Life" by Lil Durk and J. Cole!...read more »
2025 Classic: Best Remixed Recording
Why the "Espresso" remix? Because even the original wasn't enough...read more »
2025 Legacy: Best Rap Song
Why "Not Like Us"? Because even the voters couldn't stop doing th...read more »
2025 Archive: Best Pop Vocal Album
Why did Short n' Sweet win? Because Sabrina Carpenter proved that...read more »
41 Grammy Jokes: The 2009 “Raising Sand & Revolutionary Coldplay” Edition
In 2009, the 51st Grammy Awards were a celebration of "Strange Pa...read more »
2024 Classic: Song of the Year
Why "What Was I Made For?" Because Billie Eilish can make you que...read more »
2025 Classic: Kendrick’s "Not Like Us" Sweep
Why did Kendrick Lamar win Record and Song of the Year? Because h...read more »
2024 Legacy: Best Pop Duo/Group Performance
Why "Ghost in the Machine"? Because SZA and Phoebe Bridgers are t...read more »
2024 Archive: Jay-Z’s Truth Bomb
Why did Jay-Z call out the Academy while holding a Dr. Dre Global...read more »
😜 More from category: The Grammy Awards Joke Archive: 1995–2025
38 Grammy Jokes: The 1998 “Time Out of Mind & Soy Bomb” Edition
In 1998, the 40th Grammy Awards felt like a fever dream. Bob Dyla...read more »
2025 Vintage: Best Traditional Pop Vocal Album
Why did it go to the "Great American Songbook"? Because the Gramm...read more »
39 Grammy Jokes: The 2014 “Get Lucky & The Robot Overlords” Edition
In 2014, the 56th Grammy Awards were a victory for electronic fun...read more »
40 Grammy Jokes: The 2004 “Shake It Like A Polaroid Picture” Edition
In 2004, the 46th Grammy Awards were a victory lap for the South....read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Hadouken of a joke! Boom!
Oh my god, they killed me with laughter!
Still fits on a diskette. Efficiency at its best.
I have unfinished business... with this laugh!
The things I do for laughs! Stupid dog!
The stars are aligned for this joke.
I saw that laugh coming from across the map.
*Boom* - there goes my brain!