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2009 Classic: Best Metal Performance

Why “My Apocalypse” by Metallica? To prove that even after 25 years, Metallica can still make a “Death Magnetic” pull on the trophy room.

Part of the 41 Grammy Jokes: The 2009 “Raising Sand & Revolutionary Coldplay” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@StreetFighter_Ken08/08/2008 19:34Hadouken of a joke! Boom!
@SouthPark_Stan05/14/2015 15:17Oh my god, they killed me with laughter!
@Floppy_Fanatic12/06/2015 04:47Still fits on a diskette. Efficiency at its best.
@Kill_Bill_Bride09/08/1995 15:12I have unfinished business... with this laugh!
@Courage_Dog01/05/2005 01:47The things I do for laughs! Stupid dog!
@Space_Background05/04/1997 08:10The stars are aligned for this joke.
@Railgun_Sniper09/29/2000 00:42I saw that laugh coming from across the map.
@Mind_Blown_Gif06/25/2001 06:10*Boom* - there goes my brain!

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