2019 Legacy: The Surgeon’s Ego
“I’m the most ‘Followed’ surgeon in the tri-state area.” Part of the 58 Doctor Jokes: The 2019 “TikTok Boom & Deepfake Diagnosis” Edition archive. Historically… Read More »2019 Legacy: The Surgeon’s Ego
2017 Legacy: Best Urban Contemporary Album
Why Lemonade? Because Beyoncé turned heartbreak and a baseball bat into a cultural movement. Part of the 35 Grammy Jokes: The 2017 “Adele’s Heartbreak &… Read More »2017 Legacy: Best Urban Contemporary Album
2017 Vintage: The Shag Carpet Static Surge
Shuffling across an outdated avocado-green carpet in thick wool socks, creating enough electrical voltage to shock anyone who attempts to hand you a cup of… Read More »2017 Vintage: The Shag Carpet Static Surge
2016 Vintage: The “Cold Water”
Major Lazer, Justin Bieber, and MØ. The official sound of every pool party where nobody actually swims. Part of the 79 Observational One-Liners: The 2016… Read More »2016 Vintage: The “Cold Water”
2014 Archive: The “Am I Wrong” Nico & Vinz
Why was the 2014 party so “Philosophical”? Because we were all “looking at the bigger picture” while trying to light a damp Roman Candle. Part… Read More »2014 Archive: The “Am I Wrong” Nico & Vinz
2014 Legacy: Sia (Chandelier)
Why was there a little girl dancing in a wig? Because in 2014, Sia decided that being famous was too much work, so she hid… Read More »2014 Legacy: Sia (Chandelier)
2014 Legacy: The Butter
I’m “spreading” the viral news. Part of the 111 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Ice Bucket & Interstellar Edition (2014) archive. Historically Verified
2014 Classic: The Smart Home
We got a Nest thermostat. My mother-in-law hates it because it keeps turning the heat up. She says, “I prefer a house that matches my… Read More »2014 Classic: The Smart Home
2013 Archive: The Candy Crush Crisis
Why was the meeting delayed? Because the CEO was “stuck on level 147” and refused to come out until he got more lives from his… Read More »2013 Archive: The Candy Crush Crisis
2013 Classic: The Lorde Royal Treatment
The music teacher trying to look trendy by arranging an acoustic guitar version of “Royals” for the school talent show, but banning students from wearing… Read More »2013 Classic: The Lorde Royal Treatment