2021 Classic: The Godzilla vs. Kong Neon
Why the neon? For a movie that realized nobody cares about the humans as long as a giant monkey hits a radioactive lizard with an… Read More »2021 Classic: The Godzilla vs. Kong Neon
2021 Classic: The January 6th “Tour”
Why was the Capitol so busy on January 6th? Because apparently, a few thousand people misunderstood the meaning of a “Peaceful Transfer of Power” and… Read More »2021 Classic: The January 6th “Tour”
2021 Classic: The Meta (Facebook) Employee
They don’t change the physical bulb; they just put on a VR headset and pretend the digital darkness is “the future of connection.” Part of… Read More »2021 Classic: The Meta (Facebook) Employee
2021 Legacy: The Mouse
I’m “clicking” “Buy” on the dip. Part of the 106 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Evergreen & Bernie’s Mittens Edition (2021) archive. Historically Verified
2020 Legacy: The Gym Socks
Why did the gym socks go to the party? They wanted to “smell” the fun. Part of the 63 Original Dad Jokes: The 2020 “Quarantine”… Read More »2020 Legacy: The Gym Socks
2020 Archive: The “Combat Camera” Zoom Feed
Why 1080p? To make sure the “Impact” looks good on the General’s iPad while he’s attending the meeting in his pajama bottoms. Part of the… Read More »2020 Archive: The “Combat Camera” Zoom Feed
2020 Archive: The Orange (End)
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Orange. / Orange who? / Orange you glad I didn’t say banana? Part of the 44 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes:… Read More »2020 Archive: The Orange (End)
2020 Classic: The LeBron James 4th Ring
Why did LeBron feel at home in Orlando? Because he won his fourth title with a third different team (Lakers), proving that “King James” rules… Read More »2020 Classic: The LeBron James 4th Ring
2019 Vintage: The Elephant
I’ll “never” forget 2019. Part of the 109 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Endgame & Baby Yoda Edition (2019) archive. Historically Verified
2019 Legacy: The Surgeon’s Ego
“I’m the most ‘Followed’ surgeon in the tri-state area.” Part of the 58 Doctor Jokes: The 2019 “TikTok Boom & Deepfake Diagnosis” Edition archive. Historically… Read More »2019 Legacy: The Surgeon’s Ego