2023 Classic: The Death of Tony Bennett
Why the “I Left My Heart…”? For the loss of the last great crooner who taught Lady Gaga and the rest of us how to… Read More »2023 Classic: The Death of Tony Bennett
Why the “I Left My Heart…”? For the loss of the last great crooner who taught Lady Gaga and the rest of us how to… Read More »2023 Classic: The Death of Tony Bennett
Watching an elderly parishioner spend ten minutes holding his smartphone an inch away from a matrix code sticker on the wooden pew, trying to view… Read More »2023 Legacy: The Smart Code Hymnal Swap
Why did the President stay neutral? Because “Barbie” had the popularity, but “Oppenheimer” had the kind of “Executive Power” that usually leads to a Senate… Read More »2023 Vintage: The Barbenheimer Phenomenon
“I’m wearing the ‘Oppenheimer’ hat!” “You look like a detective who’s about to fail a mystery. Put it back.” Part of the 55 Adult Jokes: The 2023… Read More »2023 Archive: The Oppenheimer Hat
Why was the traveler embarrassed? Because his #1 genre was “White Noise for Sleeping” and he realized he’d spent 40,000 minutes just trying to nap.… Read More »2023 Archive: The Spotify Wrapped
“Are these peanuts ‘Kenergy’ certified?” Part of the 55 Bar Jokes: The 2023 “Barbenheimer & ChatGPT” Edition archive. Historically Verified
Why the baton? For Cate Blanchett proving that a world-class conductor is basically a supervillain who just happens to be very good at Mahler. Part… Read More »2022 Classic: The Tár Intensity
What do you call a dog that’s a genius? A “smart-ie” spaniel. Part of the 54 Original Dad Jokes: The 2022 “Maverick” Edition archive. Historically… Read More »2022 Vintage: The Little Dog
The official song for every sunset video on the internet. Part of the 74 Observational One-Liners: The 2022 Slap & Soar archive. Historically Verified
Why did the IT guy bring a sink into the office? Because he watched Elon Musk walk into Twitter HQ and he wanted to let… Read More »2022 Classic: The Elon’s Twitter Desk
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