Why was her speech so funny? Because after seven Emmys and an Oscar, she knows that the only person you really need to thank is… Read More »2018 Legacy: Allison Janney’s “I Did It All By Myself” Joke
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I’ll “never” forget 2017. Part of the 117 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Fidget Spinner & Switch Edition (2017) archive. Historically Verified
Spending forty minutes on a landline phone shouting at a bank manager because they want to charge you three dollars a month just to print… Read More »2017 Vintage: The Paper Statement Battle
One, but they do it while wearing ‘Yeezy’ sneakers and a ‘Supreme’ shirt. Part of the 63 Light Bulb Jokes: 2016 – The Summer of… Read More »2016 Classic: The 2016 Trendsetter
Why was he everywhere? Because in 2016, Hamilton was the only thing anyone talked about, and we all pretended we understood the historical references while rapping along.… Read More »2016 Classic: Lin-Manuel Miranda
I told her I’m an outlaw. She said, “You’re an ‘In-law’—your mother is calling on line two.” Part of the 57 Marriage Jokes: The 2016… Read More »2016 Vintage: The Hell or High Water
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“I found my ‘Bae’ on Tinder!” “Does ‘Bae’ know that you still haven’t deleted the app and that your profile says you’re a ‘professional adventurer’ when you’re… Read More »2014 Classic: The Tinder “Bae”
Why Uncaged? Because the Zac Brown Band is the only group that can make a jam-band vibe work in Nashville. Part of the 37 Grammy… Read More »2013 Classic: Best Country Album
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