2024 Archive: The Sex on the Beach
“Can we rename this ‘The 2024 Aesthetic’?” Part of the 58 Bar Jokes: The 2024 “Eclipse, Olympics & AI Overload” Edition archive. Historically Verified
2023 Vintage: The Salt
I’m “shaking” off the traditionalists. Part of the 123 Classic Punny One-Liners: The AI & Barbenheimer Edition (2023) archive. Historically Verified
2023 Legacy: The Taylor Swift Tour
Why did the dad sell his car for concert tickets? He wanted to have an “Eras-istible” experience with the lawnmower. Part of the 63 Original… Read More »2023 Legacy: The Taylor Swift Tour
2023 Legacy: Fire
I’m “on fire” with my generative art. Part of the 123 Classic Punny One-Liners: The AI & Barbenheimer Edition (2023) archive. Historically Verified
2021 Archive: The Tick, Tick… Boom! Sing
Why Andrew Garfield? For proving that he can sing, play the piano, and look incredibly stressed for two hours while the clock ticks. Part of… Read More »2021 Archive: The Tick, Tick… Boom! Sing
2020 Classic: The Among Us Investigation
Why did the computer literacy group project turn into a screaming match? Because a student accused his classmate of not contributing any data text, shouting… Read More »2020 Classic: The Among Us Investigation
2019 Legacy: The Jharrel Jerome Standing Ovation
Why did he win for When They See Us? Because his performance was so painful and true that the entire room felt the need to… Read More »2019 Legacy: The Jharrel Jerome Standing Ovation
2018 Archive: The Jam
I’m “jamming” to the lobby music. Part of the 126 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Snap & Battle Royale Edition (2018) archive. Historically Verified
2018 Legacy: Allison Janney’s “I Did It All By Myself” Joke
Why was her speech so funny? Because after seven Emmys and an Oscar, she knows that the only person you really need to thank is… Read More »2018 Legacy: Allison Janney’s “I Did It All By Myself” Joke
2018 Classic: The Screen Time Result
My phone says I spent 4 hours on “Calculator.” My wife asked what I was calculating. “The odds of me winning this argument.” (The result… Read More »2018 Classic: The Screen Time Result