1998 Legacy: Blade (Wesley Snipes)
Why did vampires start wearing leather trench coats? Because Wesley Snipes made “Daywalking” the coolest thing you could do in 1998 without a permit. Part… Read More »1998 Legacy: Blade (Wesley Snipes)
1996 Legacy: The Oprah Special
Why did she win for “Before They Were Stars”? Because even when Oprah isn’t hosting her talk show, the universe finds a way to give… Read More »1996 Legacy: The Oprah Special
1995 Archive: The Puzzle
Why was she so happy she finished the puzzle in 6 months? The box said “2-4 years.” Part of the 61 Classic Blonde Jokes: The… Read More »1995 Archive: The Puzzle
1995 Vintage: The Cal Ripken Jr.
Why was the baseball player so tired? Because he played 2,131 games in a row without a day off, making every “sick day” taken by… Read More »1995 Vintage: The Cal Ripken Jr.
1995 Legacy: The Goldfish
A woman is lonely, so she buys a goldfish. She asks it, “Do you love me?” The fish says nothing. She asks again. Finally, the… Read More »1995 Legacy: The Goldfish