2018 Vintage: The Window
I’m “browsing” for a new glider. Part of the 126 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Snap & Battle Royale Edition (2018) archive. Historically Verified
2018 Vintage: The Heart 2
“Your heart rate is 160.” “I just saw my ‘Screen Time’ report!” Part of the 66 Doctor Jokes: The 2018 “Fortnite Dances & TikTok Birth”… Read More »2018 Vintage: The Heart 2
2017 Archive: The Logan Fan
One, but it’s a very gritty, violent, and emotional process. Part of the 61 Light Bulb Jokes: 2017 – The Fidget Spinner Spin archive. Historically… Read More »2017 Archive: The Logan Fan
2017 Archive: The Federer-Nadal Australian Open
Why did the world feel like it was 2007 again? Because Roger Federer, after six months off, beat Rafa in a five-set thriller to win… Read More »2017 Archive: The Federer-Nadal Australian Open
2017 Archive: The Tourist
“Is this the same socket from the ‘Despacito’ video?” Part of the 61 Light Bulb Jokes: 2017 – The Fidget Spinner Spin archive. Historically Verified
2017 Archive: The Best Animated Short
Why did Piper win? Because a tiny sandpiper bird is the only thing cuter than a baby in a tuxedo. Part of the 39 Oscars… Read More »2017 Archive: The Best Animated Short
2017 Archive: The Cleaning
She brought a thermal camera to the house. She said she’s checking for “cold spots in my heart.” Part of the 59 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The… Read More »2017 Archive: The Cleaning
2017 Archive: The Smart Home
“Alexa, find my husband.” “I found him in the basement looking at vintage car parts he can’t afford.” Part of the 54 Adult Jokes: The 2017 “Luxury… Read More »2017 Archive: The Smart Home
2016 Archive: The Rae Sremmurd “Black Beatles”
Why the Mannequin Challenge? For the song that made the entire world stand still for 30 seconds at a time. Part of the 42 Musician… Read More »2016 Archive: The Rae Sremmurd “Black Beatles”
2016 Archive: The Monkey
I’m “swinging” by the gym. Part of the 130 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Pokémon GO & Bottle Flip Edition (2016) archive. Historically Verified